"In other big political news, Michael Bloomberg, the popular mayor of New York City, has left the Republican Party. This act thoroughly decimates the elfin, effete, and Jewish wing of the Republican Party. But is there something more? [on screen: reports on rumors Bloomberg will run for POTUS]. I assume some of the media feel that the mayor's personal wealth could overcome his image as a short, Jewish, effete, Jewish, bachelor, Jewish, presidential candi-Jew." --Jon Stewart
"The only thing pundits enjoy more than speculating about who might run for president? Speculating about who that hypothetical person would run with [on screen: pundit saying the 'dream' ticket would be Bloomberg and Chuck Hagel]. Bloomberg-Hagel? That doesn't sound like a dream ticket. That sounds like a rare genetic disorder." --Jon Stewart
A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s
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