"A new poll puts Hillary Clinton in the clear lead over her other Democratic opponents. They say her largest support is among women. 2-1 compared to the other candidates. She has two women for every one woman the other has. But then, so does Bill." --Jay Leno
"It was announced this week that Hillary Clinton has finally picked a theme song for her campaign. Now if she could just pick a position on Iraq." --Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton has picked 'You and I' by Celine Dion as her campaign theme song. In a related story, John McCain's campaign song also by Celine Dion. It's the theme from 'Titantic.'" --Jay Leno
A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s
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