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Saturday, December 30, 2017

These guys want to send your kids to Iran/Bong Hits 4 Jesus/I did what, now?



"In a 5-4 decision the court found against the student's speech rights, as the court felt that 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' constituted an implied pro-drug message. Said the student whose actions five years ago started the whole case quote, 'I did what, now?'" --Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart, to Samantha Bee: "Now Justice Kennedy he voted with the conservatives all four times this time, but he's still seen as a swing vote, if he were to side with the liberals on a case then." Bee: "Yeah it would be five to five, that's correct." Stewart: "Uhhh, five to five, no that would be ten judges." Bee: "Yes but if Kennedy were to rule on the liberal, then Justice Cheney would cast the tie-breaking vote." Stewart: "You mean Justice Dick Cheney?" Bee: "Yes, the VP is not only in both and neither of the executive and legislative branches, he's also a member of the Supreme Court. Have you read the Constitution?"

A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.

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