"Tony Blair meets with the Pope,
hopefully he'll get the Swiss Guard deployed to Iraq. Plus, the administration
considers closing Gitmo, I assume because it's cheaper to store our prisoners
in India." --Stephen
Colbert
"Over
the weekend, the President Bush kick-started the Holiday Season by pre-taping
his appearance for ABC's Christmas Galleria. I believe the Constitution
declares him the Christian in Chief. So to everyone who criticizes the
president for not firing Alberto Gonzales, give him a break, you can't fire a
guy at Christmas." --Stephen Colbert
"The
Associated Press has reported that the Bush administration may close the prison
at Guantanamo Bay. I know, it's like closing Mount Rushmore -- in that there's
a secret prison inside Teddy Roosevelt's mouth. Ooops, I've compromised
national security." --Stephen Colbert
A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s
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