"Vice
President Dick Cheney is the country's leader in the classification of
sciences, as we'll learn once again in tonight's installment of 'You Don't Know
Dick.' This is a good one.
Dick Cheney invented his own top secret style logo
that he often stamps on unclassified, internal documents. Is that stamp A) a
pentagram, B) Hello Kitty, C) Treated as Secret/SCI. The answer is C.
For some
reason, Cheney actually invented his own fake classification 'Treated as
Secret/SCI,' because apparently, the government's own classifications 'top
secret' and 'classified' don't sound appropriately Blofeldian.
The best part is
Cheney uses the stamp on things like political talking points for staff members
who are going to deal with reporters. In other words, stuff he wants the public
to know. Which I'm not sure he understands is the opposite of secret.
And
that's tonight's 'You Don't Know Dick.' Why are we letting a crazy old person
run our country? We're asking to be shot in the face." --Jon Stewart
A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s
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