"President Bush arrived
in Beijing earlier today. And before stepping out of the plane, he tested the
air with a canary. But they got together, the Chinese, and threw a big state
dinner for President Bush in his honor. They served Peking lame duck. And
President Bush, he doesn’t know what he’s doing over there. He turned to the
president of China, and he said, 'General Tso, I love your chicken.'"
--David Letterman
"You know, the interesting thing
is, these numbers are so big that people can't even comprehend them. Like $700
billion Bailout. See, the best way to understand large amounts of money is to think of
it in terms of what it can buy. For example, you know what $700 billion buys?
It can buy you 100 senators and 435 congressmen." --Jay Leno
"And Barack Obama told Tom Brokaw the other day on 'Meet
the Press' that what he's looking for in a VP is a person who will tell him
when they thought he was wrong, to which President Bush said, 'Trust me, that
gets old really fast.'" --Jay Leno
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