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Wednesday, March 15, 2017

JOKES: when it comes to providing smart politicians, Texas is the place you want to be



"Actually they say the race between Barack and Hillary could be decided by the voters of Texas. Texas! Which is a comfort -- when it comes to providing smart politicians, Texas is the place you want to be." --Jay Leno

"Senator John McCain did very well. He swept as well. He won all his primaries. Of course the big question with McCain is his age. I don't want to say he's old, but I understand his new campaign slogan is, 'Why did I come in here for again?'" --Jay Leno

"It went from bad to worse today for Roger Clemens. Did you see the hearings? Did you see what happened today? Today before Congress, Amy Winehouse testified that she shot up with him." --Jay Leno





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