"Actually
they say the race between Barack and Hillary could be decided by the voters of
Texas. Texas! Which is a comfort -- when it comes to providing smart
politicians, Texas is the place you want to be." --Jay Leno
"Senator
John McCain
did very well. He swept as well. He won all his primaries. Of course the big
question with McCain is his age. I don't want to say he's old, but I understand
his new campaign slogan is, 'Why did I come in here for again?'" --Jay
Leno
"It
went from bad to worse today for Roger Clemens. Did you see the hearings? Did
you see what happened today? Today before Congress, Amy Winehouse testified
that she shot up with him." --Jay Leno

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