Last night,
President Trump’s tax return from 2005 was released, showing that he paid $38
million in taxes. Trump would have paid more, but he listed Vladimir Putin as a
dependent. –Conan O’Brien
Last night,
President Trump’s tax return from 2005 was released, showing that he had an
income of more than $150 million. When they heard this, Trump supporters said,
“$150 million? See, he IS one of us!” –Conan O’Brien
El Chapo’s lawyers
say that while in U.S. custody, his health is deteriorating. El Chapo has lost
so much weight, he’s down two tunnel sizes. –Conan O’Brien

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