"While
our writers were gone, Democratic candidates Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama
all declared their support for the writers strike. Meanwhile, President Bush announced
he's in favor of a 'readers' strike.'" --Conan O'Brien
"Senator
Hillary
Clinton has now lost eight primaries in a row to Barack Obama. Hillary
dismissed Obama's success by saying, 'He's only winning states with a huge
African-American population -- like Maine.'" --Conan O'Brien
"After
John McCain
swept yesterday's primaries he purposely stole a line Barack Obama's been
using, 'I'm fired up and ready to go.' When Obama heard this he stole a line
McCain's been using, 'I'm old and not sure where I am.'" --Conan O'Brien
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