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Wednesday, March 15, 2017

JOKES: adult video websites want to "plow Boston" with real, live amateurs



One adult video website announced it would donate snow removal services to several cities in the Northeast because it wants to “plow Boston.” Very generous. Very, very generous. I’m not sure I trust the porn industry with city services. I mean, these people can barely deliver a pizza. –Stephen Colbert
But if this works out, maybe porn companies can take over other government functions, because like the Trump administration, they feature real, live amateurs. –Stephen Colbert
It came out last night that Rex Tillerson used an email alias while he was CEO of Exxon to discuss climate change on the sly. So in the Trump administration, you can be a sexist, or a white supremacist, but you’re gonna want to keep your science talk on the D.L. –Stephen Colbert


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