An Oregon man led
police on a 10-mile, high-speed chase on Sunday in a stolen street sweeper
truck. On the bright side, by the time he was arrested, his community service
was done. –Seth Meyers
Police in South
Carolina charged a substitute teacher last week for allegedly being drunk while
in class. Students realized she was drunk after she kept referring to lunch
period as “Miller time.” –Seth Meyers
We were supposed to
get up to 2 feet of snow, but it turned to sleet early — just cold and brittle,
right in your face. It reminded me of Kellyanne Conway. –Stephen Colbert
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