While
hosting their final White House Halloween party yesterday, first lady Michelle
Obama actually told the kids, “Hey! Candy for everybody!” Then Barack looked
around and was like, “OK, who’s that in the Michelle Obama costume?” –Jimmy
Fallon
The
election is just one week from today. So I guess in one week, we’ll know if
Donald Trump is our next president — or if Hillary Clinton rigged the election.
–Jimmy Fallon
A
memo from a veteran spy says that Vladimir Putin has been supporting Donald
Trump for five years. After hearing this, Trump said, “Oh my God, I forgot it
was our anniversary! What do you get for five years? I hope it’s not CHINA?”
–Jimmy Fallon
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