I’ve been asking for a pan since 1916 (the opposite of flying)

This month, the world’s oldest person will turn 117, and she says she eats two raw eggs every day. When asked what she wants for her birthday, she said, “A skillet. I’ve been asking for a pan since 1916.” –Jimmy Fallon

Last night, on a plane from Boston to L.A., a dad passed out candy to passengers so that his three-year-old daughter who was on the plane with him could go trick-or-treating. That’s sweet because you weren’t on the plane. You forget that after that, they all enjoyed a five-hour flight with a wired three-year-old running around on a sugar high. –James Corden

I think he may be setting her up for a life of disappointment, because getting on a flight and everyone loving you and giving you whatever you want, that’s the opposite of flying. –James Corden

Dunkin’ Donuts is releasing a new iced doughnut filled with vanilla-flavored buttercream, and topped with a sprinkling of crushed candy cane. On the bright side, Dunkin’ Donuts finally put “Jesus” back into Christmas. As in, “Jesus, you’re not going to eat that, are you?” –James Corden