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Friday, November 18, 2016

nothing says “great car” like a complimentary helmet (selfie stick confession)



Hillary Clinton made her first appearance since the election last night and told the crowd, “There had been a few times this past week when all I wanted to do is just to curl up with a good book or our dogs and never leave the house again.” Oh, sure, NOW you’re relatable. –Seth Meyers
Vice president-elect Mike Pence was seen today using a selfie stick while posing with a group of House Republicans. Of course, right after using the selfie stick, Pence had to go to confession. –Seth Meyers
The Harry Potter spinoff “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them” came out today. Spoiler alert: They’re in a gold tower. –Seth Meyers
Nissan is now offering a limited-edition version of its Rogue SUV to promote the new movie “Star Wars: Rogue One” featuring a collectible helmet, because nothing says “great car” like a complimentary helmet. –Seth Meyers



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