I had the weirdest,
weirdest dream last night. Remember that guy who used to host “The Apprentice”?
I dreamed we elected him president. –Jimmy Kimmel
Last night Donald
Trump reached out and grabbed America by the . . . Virginia. –Jimmy Kimmel
As the evening went
on and the results came in, every anchor looked like a child slowly realizing
that no one was showing up to his birthday party. –Jimmy Kimmel
Hillary
underperformed among women, African-Americans, Hispanics, and young voters.
Really the only place she did very well was among pollsters. –Jimmy Kimmel
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