Last night, Donald
Trump was elected president. The first thing I did this morning was call my old
high school bully and congratulate him. –Conan O’Brien
For
the millions who are disappointed for Hillary, remember, America has a special
place for people who lose. Ironically, it’s the cast of “Celebrity Apprentice.”
–Conan O’Brien
People who voted
for Trump are happy today. People who voted for Hillary are disappointed. But
listen, no matter who you voted for, the important thing is you all got
stickers. –James Corden
It was a weird
night to be watching the news. If you were flipping around, every news anchor
on every channel was just going, “uhhh,” and then going to commercial. –James
Corden
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