When Hillary
Clinton found out Trump wasn’t planning on staying in the White House on weekends,
she was like, “Since you’re not going to be there . . . “–James Corden
I’ve been having
dreams about this election. It’s in my head. Remember when the song “Don’t
Worry, Be Happy” just got in there and you couldn’t shake it? It’s like that,
except without the “don’t worry” part. –Jimmy Kimmel
During a “60
Minutes” interview, Trump said going forward, he will be “very restrained” on
Twitter and Facebook. So, the interview was taped Friday, and then on Sunday —
two days later — he went on a tirade against The New York Times on Twitter. But
he didn’t use all caps! Baby steps. It’s something, right? Lowercase. –Jimmy
Kimmel

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