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Thursday, November 10, 2016

my job just got easier for the next four years (80 pieces of Nicorette)



I read that polls may have been off because the shift to cellphones made it harder to collect data from people. Then Hillary said, “They seemed to have a pretty easy time collecting data from MY phone!” –Jimmy Fallon
President Obama called Donald Trump last night to congratulate him, and even invited him to the White House for a meeting tomorrow. Of course, it was hard to understand Obama, ’cuz at the time he was chewing 80 pieces of Nicorette. –Jimmy Fallon
Two things happened last night: Donald Trump got elected president, and my job just got easier for the next four years. –Conan O’Brien


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