Tomorrow is
Election Day, so it’s time to finally decide. Are you with her, or are you with
the FBI, Vladimir Putin, the KKK and Scott Baio? –Seth Meyers
The final polls
from the major news outlets show Hillary Clinton with anywhere between a 4- and
6-point lead, or as The Huffington Post reported it, “a 46-point lead!” –Seth
Meyers
Donald Trump was
rushed off the stage at a rally over the weekend after someone in the crowd
yelled, “Gun,” which is surprising because I just assumed that’s how people at
Trump rallies greeted each other. “Gun!” “And gun to you, good sir!” “A good
gun to us all!” –Seth Meyers
According to the
New York Times, Donald Trump’s press aides have revoked access to his Twitter
account in the final days before the election. They changed his password to
something he would never guess: “ILoveWomenOver40”. –Seth Meyers
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