Apparently this
will even go beyond sex, and you’ll actually be able to seduce the robots.
What? The whole point of having sex with a robot is that you don’t have to
seduce it! I don’t talk my microwave into heating up my coffee. “I’m going to
put this cup of coffee inside you for about 90 seconds, OK? And I want to you
get real hot!” –James Corden
It’s going to be
awkward when the robots need repairs. Do you just show up to the Genius bar
with a human-sized duffel bag like, “Hey, uh . . . this is 900 iPods.” –James
Corden
A study published
in the journal Menopause revealed that as they age, women tend to have better
memories than men. There is no way this is true. Back when I was single, every
woman I met in a bar couldn’t even remember her own phone number. They were
always giving me the wrong ones by accident. –James Corden
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