"This is a crazy story. For two
decades, the secret launch code for America's nuclear missiles was 0000000000.
Even more amazing, George W. Bush forgot it twice." –Conan O'Brien
"Today gang members were caught on
wiretaps saying they have photos of Mayor Rob Ford doing heroin, which is weird
because I thought he had an exclusive deal with crack." –Jimmy Kimmel
"There is information that Mayor Ford
tried to buy the infamous video of him smoking crack. And the gang members
wanted $500,000 and a car. Sounds like Ford would make a good game-show
host." –Jimmy Kimmel
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