"Alabama kicker Cade Foster had a tough time in the Iron
Bowl, missing three field goals against Auburn. A lot of people blamed him for
losing the game. Former President George W. Bush actually sent him a note to
offer his support. The guy had such bad aim, you'd think he get a note from
Dick Cheney." –Jimmy Fallon
"Fox
News host Megyn Kelly now says she was just kidding when she said Santa Claus
is white. However, she's standing by her statement that the Grinch who stole
Christmas, definitely Jewish." –Conan O'Brien
"An entrepreneur has made a device that can prevent the
NSA from spying on you by blocking your laptop's camera. This new high-tech
device is called a small piece of tape." –Conan O'Brien
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