"In Nevada, where prostitution is
legal – true story – prostitutes are signing up for Obamacare. Which explains
why the most popular pick-up line in Nevada is, 'Let me help you with your
co-pay.'" –Conan O'Brien
"This week, fast-food workers in 100
American cities are going on strike, a true story. The workers behind the
counter want higher wages and better conditions. The drive-thru workers? No one
can understand what they want. What? What did you say?" –Conan O'Brien
"Amazon
announced plans for an amazing service called Amazon Prime Air. When you order
something from Amazon that weighs five pounds or less, a robot will drop your
package on your doorstep. It's all part of Amazon's pledge to drive your dog
insane." –Jimmy Kimmel
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