"The traditional Thanksgiving began in
what year? 1621. And soon afterward, the Indians realized they had a failed
immigration policy." –Jay Leno
"I heard that New Jersey Gov. Chris
Christie is very excited about the movie 'Hunger Games.' He's apparently under
the impression it's about competitive eating." –David Letterman
"A new study found that parents who
only have daughters are more likely to be Republican, which I guess explains
why my Dad registered as Republican when he saw me throw a football."
–Jimmy Fallon
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