"As I'm
sure you're heard by now, the mayor of Toronto, a man named Rob Ford, has
admitted to smoking crack cocaine. People should have seen this coming. There
were signs, like his campaign slogan: 'Just say yes.'" –Jay Leno
"Russian President Vladimir Putin will travel to the
Vatican this month to hold talks with Pope Francis. The Pope even offered to
hear Putin's confession — or as Putin calls it, 'bragging.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"President Obama's approval
rating is now down to 39 percent. To which Congress said, how do you keep it so
high?'" –Jay Leno
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