"A growing number of women are joining the CIA. The CIA is
now 46 percent women. Which explains that new method of torture: the silent
treatment." –Jimmy Fallon
"According to new statistics, Pope Francis is the most
talked about person on the Internet. And not only that, he has the most viewed
profile on Christian Mingle." –Conan O'Brien
"Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has provided me with so much
entertainment this week that I feel like I should pay him a subscription fee.
He's like your drunk uncle who is fun but you're just getting old enough to
realize why your parents never let him take you anywhere by himself."
–Jimmy Kimmel
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