"New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is hoping to win
re-election tomorrow, and polls show that he's winning by a 19-point margin.
Christie was really excited to hear that — but only because he thought someone
said 'margarine.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"Chris Christie has really worked hard on the campaign. I
heard he spent all weekend shaking hands and kissing bagels." –Jimmy
Fallon
"Rand
Paul has been accused of cheating in three separate instances. When asked about
the charges, Paul said, 'Four score and seven years ago...'" –Conan
O'Brien
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