"Is it possible that America
may be coming to its senses a little? That may be the message from these
elections we had on Tuesday because Chris Christie, the big winner, is from the
not-nuthouse wing of the party – you know, he's an indoor Republican. And the
two bats**t Tea Party people lost pretty bad. In Virginia, their candidate for
governor, Ken Cuccinelli went down, which is ironic because he was trying to
make oral sex illegal. I'm not making that up. He wanted to make abortion
impossible, ban gay marriage, and reinstate the sodomy laws against oral and
anal sex. Why? Because it's a Republicans' job to get government out of our
lives." –Bill Maher
"Outlaw sodomy? Does this guy
realize that for most people under 30, sodomy is the main form of birth
control. What a platform. He wanted to outlaw blow jobs, and he lost single
women in the state by 43 points. But listen to this, he won married women by 9.
That's all I need to know about marriage." –Bill Maher
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