“Toronto City Council yesterday stripped him of his powers –
whatever they are besides staying fat while smoking crack – because they found
out that he was at a party recently where he did cocaine, vodka, OxyContin and
apparently was cavorting with a prostitute. Rob Ford, always defiant said 'Stop
attacking my integrity! Anybody who knows me will tell you I am too s***faced
to get it up.'" –Bill Maher
"It's
another bad week for Rob Ford, the troubled mayor of Toronto. This week he said
there may be more skeletons in his closet. More skeletons? I hope they're just
old chicken wings he threw in there." –Craig Ferguson
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