"While some believe it may be inappropriate to play a
video game while the committee is deciding whether or not to kill people and
potentially start a war, I say it's John McCain, the man is 114 years old, give
him a break. We should be impressed that he is even wearing pants." –Jimmy
Kimmel
"Republican
leaders have agreed to support President Obama's plan to attack Syria. See,
that's what I love about our country. The only time Republicans and Democrats
can agree on something is when it's time to bomb somebody." –Jay Leno
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