"Putin said that when Americans claim to be exceptional it
offends other countries. This from a man who arrests his political opponents,
persecutes people based on sexual orientation, and put a girl band in a labor
camp for singing songs he didn't like. We don't think we are better than
everyone else. We just think we are better than him, specifically." –Jimmy
Kimmel
"Pope Francis just got a used car, a 1984 Renault with
190,000 miles on it. The Pope said he wanted an old car so he could drive
around listening to his Billy Idol cassettes." –Jimmy Kimmel
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