"Fox News opposes a Syria peace plan because its modus
operandi is to foment dissent in the form of a relentless and irrational
contrarianism to Barack Obama and all things Democratic, to advance its
ultimate objective of creating a deliberately misinformed body politic whose
fear, anger, mistrust, and discontent is the manna upon which it sustains its
parasitic succubus-like existence." –Jon Stewart
"If Christine Quinn wins the New York City mayoral race,
she'll be the city's first lesbian mayor. Which is why her campaign slogan is,
'Christine Quinn: as far away from Weiner as you can get.'" –Conan
O'Brien
"Today Syria agreed to a tentative
plan to send all of its chemical weapons to Russia. Vladimir Putin said those
weapons better not be gay." –Conan O'Brien
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