"On his
way to his concession speech last night, Anthony Weiner avoided the media by
ducking into a McDonalds. Then he created a scene there by saying, 'Who wants
to see a quarter-pounder with two McNuggets?'" –Conan O'Brien
"Crisis averted. Now Congress suspends its vote on a
military strike, the U.N. secures Assad's chemical stockpile, and the Syrian
people can go back to being killed with conventional methods. Everybody
wins." –Stephen Colbert
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