It's a 10-way tie for Not Romney

"As the Republicans continue checking underneath every available flag pin and Bible for viable candidates, presumed de facto frontrunner candidate Mitt Romney has gotta be thinking, ‘What the fudge? This is starting to hurt where my feelings should be.'" –Jon Stewart



"Not only did Chris Christie say he's not going to run, he's also not going to jog or walk anymore." –Jimmy Kimmel 





 "Big changes in the Republican field. It's a 10-way tie for Not Romney." –Stephen Colbert



John Hulse painting