"Unemployed Americans are moving to China to find work. You need a fake i.d., not to say you’re Chinese, just to say you’re under 10 years old." –Jimmy Fallon
"Herman Cain was in 2nd place in most of the national polls, behind Mitt Romney. Apparently his message of 'less government, more toppings' has been well received." –Jimmy Kimmel
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