He believes that taxes should be flat, just like the earth.

"Rick Perry, started out like a ball of fire from Texas and then he started to drop and now he's retooling. He's adding advisers to his campaign team. This guy had advisers? Really?" –David Letterman



"Rick Perry has now accused Mitt Romney of hiring illegal aliens to work on his hair." –David Letterman 





 

"A Libyan rebel has admitted to killing Moammar Gadhafi. He said he shot Gadhafi twice in the temple, to which Michele Bachmann said, 'I didn't even know the guy was Jewish.'" –Jay Leno 



"Rick Perry unveiled his new tax plan. He says he wants a flat tax. He believes that taxes should be flat, just like the earth." –Jay Leno 

John Hulse painting