But he could do it in 30 minutes or less...

"Herman Cain compared his run for president to Moses leading his people out of Egypt. Cain said it took Moses 40 years to lead his people out of Egypt, but he could do it in 30 minutes or less." –Conan O'Brien



"California had its first medical marijuana job fair. Over 2 million people meant to show up." –Conan O'Brien



"Rick Perry has admitted that he's so tired that he can't sleep. He should listen to one of his own speeches." –David Letterman