Who thinks they should change their name to B of A-hole?

"Yesterday on CNN, Michele Bachmann denied that her campaign is losing steam and said all candidates have their ups and downs. Then she said, 'Now if you'll excuse me, I have to hitchhike to my next campaign stop.'" –Jimmy Fallon



"A team of American scientists just traveled to Russia to search for the Abominable Snowman. That's right, a mythical creature who probably doesn't exist. Or as Republicans call that, 'a presidential candidate.'" –Jimmy Fallon



"We found out why Sarah Palin won't run for president. She heard the job lasts four years." –Jay Leno 

"Because of Columbus Day all the banks were closed. And some of them are expected to open tomorrow. Even though Bank of America was closed, they still charged you the $5 debit fee. Who thinks they should change their name to B of A-hole?" –Jay Leno