Baby's First Circular Saw (We need to talk)

Another sequel to The Godfather is in development, and it will feature a female driven narrative. The infamous horse head scene has been replaced by something even scarier. A note that says, "We need to talk.” —Tom Shillue

The US Consumer Productions Safety Commission announced the recall of 125,000 Cozy Land toddler tower stools. Also being recalled, Baby's First Circular Saw. —Tom Shillue

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

He can’t resist a lady holding a mop (And that’s the power of prayer)

In London, someone stole 22 metric tons of award-winning cheese. “Did someone say cheese,” said Chris Christie. —Greg Gutfeld

Later this month, the McRib will return to select McDonald’s restaurants. “And that’s the power of prayer,” said Chris Christie. —Greg Gutfeld

Arnold Schwarzenegger has endorsed Kamala Harris for president. Kamala said if elected president she would clean house, and we all know that Schwarzenegger can’t resist a lady holding a mop. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”