The trick is not to form an emotional bond (The defendant pleads Jedi)

September 2022

In response to Trump’s assertion that documents can be declassified with his mind, the appeals court said that it was a red herring, which was also what the former president calls a Filet-o-Fish smothered in ketchup.” —Stephen Colbert

“Also Trump’s bizarre suggestion that the FBI might have been looking for Hillary Clinton’s emails in the raid. That is so crazy, he confused Sean Hannity – and Sean comes pre-confused.” —Stephen Colbert

“And what about Trump’s belief that he can declassify documents with his brain. He couldn’t even read documents with his brain. In court, Trump’s lawyer would say: ‘The defendant pleads Jedi.’” —Trevor Noah

“Declassifying documents without saying they were declassified would be out of character. That would be the first time in his life that Trump has thought something and not said it out loud.” —Trevor Noah

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

The trick is not to form an emotional bond (That is my defense)

A lot of people cry when they chop onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond. --Jimmy Carr

I quite like those phone sex lines. It’s the only place in the world where premature ejaculation is an advantage. --Jimmy Carr

When a dog is in heat it means it wants sex. That is my defense. --Jimmy Carr

Women like to dance with men because women think if they dance with a man they'll be able to tell what he's like in the bedroom. And it is a good indicator. I tend to dance for about 30 seconds then have a bit of a cry. --Jimmy Carr

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”