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Saturday, September 19, 2026

Coincidentally, that's the last thing Kamala said to Joe before he dropped out (Insect burgers)


A Minnesota woman's mugshot has gone viral because she really resembles Jennifer Lopez. In fact, she is such a dead ringer for JLo, it took police three hours to pat down her a**. —Kennedy 


Sydney Sweeney lost more than 200,000 Instagram followers after her naked commercial. All from wives whose husbands got boners watching it. —Kennedy 


The Trump administration is now considering paying stay-at-home parents $9,000 per child every year, causing Hunter Biden to finally ask to meet his seven-year-old. —Kennedy 


A Carnegie Mellon professor is on leave after her disturbing ex post surfaced, reading, "Die first, white man. Then ask yourself why I'm dancing.” Coincidentally, that's the last thing Kamala said to Joe before he dropped out. —Kennedy


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Tuesday, March 12, 2024

That's the other side's nutball minister (Like at the Golden Globes/Insect burgers)

 

"The government is still analyzing Osama bin Laden's latest tape. On his most recent release he called Bush a liar and said that he was just after oil. It's the usual stuff we have heard before. Like at the Golden Globes." --Jay Leno


"Today, Barack Obama addressed some of the more controversial comments made by his longtime minister, Jeremiah Wright. The guy said some crazy stuff, like, gays caused 9/11, Hurricane Katrina was God's revenge for our sins. Oh, I'm sorry. That's Pat Robertson. That's the other side's nutball minister. I'm sorry. You know, there's so many nutball ministers in this thing, I'm confused as to which one is on which side." --Jay Leno


"President Bush and Chinese President Hu said that our two countries are growing closer. In his speech, President Hu said China is providing more democracy and freedom for its people and President Bush said our government is moving closer to China's system of spying on people without warrants and holding people in jail without trials. Also, we're talking about building a 'Great Wall.'"  --Jay Leno


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”