it comes preloaded with viruses (the Bay of tech support)

So, Hunter Biden announced that he's launching his own crypto token and it's called laptop and like Hunter it comes preloaded with viruses. --Greg Gutfeld 

An amateur gardener has grown a half-ton pumpkin that's still growing 40 pounds a day. And get this, it just became the newest cast member of  The View. --Greg Gutfeld

President Trump is considering renaming the Strait of Hormuz after himself. And word is he's also renaming the Indian Ocean the Bay of tech support. --Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

 “A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

they cite the case of Johnson versus enormous Johnson (That's why I spend so much time with my hose)

Lawyers for Sean Diddy Combs claim his freakoff orgies were just amateur porn protected by the first amendment and they cite the case of Johnson versus enormous Johnson. —Greg Gutfeld

A 95-year-old woman from South London has broken five age group world records for swimming. And they plan to give her a medal if she ever comes back. —Greg Gutfeld

And finally, a new study shows that gardening is good for your brain. That's why I spend so much time with my hose, said Bill Clinton. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”