He’s even going to let him pick one room to demolish (where his ‘God Bless the U.S.A.’ Bibles are made)

“President Trump is hosting China’s president Xi Jinping at an official state dinner at the White House. It’s a rare opportunity for Trump to thank the leader of the country where his ‘God Bless the U.S.A.’ Bibles are made in person.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“Xi was greeted with a flyover and a comb-over.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“Trump is planning to give Xi an exclusive tour of the White House. He’s even going to let him pick one room to demolish, which is fun.” — Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Oh, I see a head, and now the neck — and neck — and neck — some more neck (the problem is you?)

A woman in Oregon has opened a business selling homemade weed pipes with Bernie's campaign logo on them. Weed pipes are the perfect gift for Bernie supporters. It's like getting a nice bottle of wine for a Hillary supporter, or getting somebody who wants to vote for Ted Cruz a machine gun made out of Bibles. –James Corden

YouTube temporarily pulled a New York zoo’s live stream of a giraffe giving birth, after some complained that it was sexually explicit. I just want to say if you are watching an animal give birth and you think this is way too sexy, the problem is you. –James Corden

Who watches a giraffe give birth anyway? What is that like? “Oh, I see a head, and now the neck — and neck — and neck — some more neck. Should we check back on this in an hour?” –James Corden

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”