Who are they all protecting? (missilum deflectus)

Warner Bros. World Abu Dhabi is officially developing a "Harry Potter"-themed land in the United Arab Emirates, so hopefully they know the spell for missilum deflectus. —Colin Jost

Timothée Chalamet is being criticized by major opera and ballet organizations after he said that "no one cares" about those art forms. Chalamet made the comment on a press tour for his movie about ping-pong. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

V@gina 9-1-1 (and ironically, the album doesn't slap)

A ballet dancer set a new world record for longest distance covered while performing the splits on two moving A.T.V.s, which also inspired the new TV show "Vagina 9-1-1.” —Colin Jost

Will Smith has released his first new album in 20 years, and ironically, the album doesn't slap. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”