Or should I say the all-Frank beef? (I never said we would)

The Cubs won the World Series! The curse is lifted. For the first time in a century, Wrigley Field is covered in victory vomit. –Stephen Colbert

A shocking investigation has found that after testing 75 brands of hot dogs, 2 percent of them contained human DNA. Some of those hot dogs are actually hot Dougs. The report doesn't specify the source of the human DNA. Is it hair? Is it fingernails? Did a lonely factory worker stay late one night and seduce a sausage casing machine? Could your pig in a blanket have a bun in the oven? This news completely changes America's love affair with the all-beef frank. Or should I say the all-Frank beef?  –Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Lots of people don’t know that. Most of them work for me (Turn on a camera — he delivers)

“Come on, you don’t have to go all the way to Ukraine to get embarrassing tapes of Joe Biden. Turn on a camera — he delivers.” --Stephen Colbert

The Cubs won the World Series! The curse is lifted. For the first time in a century, Wrigley Field is covered in victory vomit. –Stephen Colbert

On Friday, former national security adviser Michael Flynn pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI, and it turns out that’s against the law. [imitates Trump] “Did you know that? Lots of people don’t know that. Most of them work for me.” –Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Wrigley Field is covered in victory vomit! (You earned it)

The Cubs won the World Series! The curse is lifted. For the first time in a century, Wrigley Field is covered in victory vomit. –Stephen Colbert

Congratulations, Chicago. [whispering] I’m sure you just woke up, so shhh. Lay your head back down on that half-chewed Italian beef and snuggle up to the goat you brought home. You earned it. –Stephen Colbert

Last night was a storybook extra-innings World Series classic — a lead-off home run, big leads swept away in seconds, rolling out tarps in the bottom of the ninth, five hours of grown men chewing and spitting! Between the rain delay and the gallons of saliva, Joe Madden had to go out to the mound in water wings. –Stephen Colbert