So get ready for Glad-Dicked (they're complicit)

Theater owners around the country are hoping to recreate the box office success of Barbenheimer when Gladiator 2 and Wicked are released on the same weekend. So get ready for Glad-Dicked. —Colin Jost

A zoo in Scotland is trying to recreate a rivalry online with Thailand's Moo Dang by introducing Haggis, a newborn pygmy hippo. The only problem is Haggis is fugly as hell. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

And Thank You for Believing in the Great Illusion (then realized it was just Nancy Pelosi)

"The Obamas invited Broadway stars to perform at the White House. Unfortunately, things got a little awkward when Barack told one lady how great she was in 'Wicked,' then realized it was just Nancy Pelosi." –Jimmy Fallon

"Bristol Palin wants Levi Johnston to wear a camouflage vest at their wedding next month. When she heard that, Sarah Palin was like, 'That's fine, I wasn't planning on aiming that high anyway.'" –Jimmy Fallon

"It's so hot in New York City that conservatives have started the 'Iced Tea Party.'" –David Letterman

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”