So get ready for Glad-Dicked (they're complicit)

Theater owners around the country are hoping to recreate the box office success of Barbenheimer when Gladiator 2 and Wicked are released on the same weekend. So get ready for Glad-Dicked. —Colin Jost

A zoo in Scotland is trying to recreate a rivalry online with Thailand's Moo Dang by introducing Haggis, a newborn pygmy hippo. The only problem is Haggis is fugly as hell. —Colin Jost

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”