"I don't know if anything happened or not, but I think the rule of thumb should be every year you're in a Vietnamese prison camp, you should be allowed one extramarital affair." –Jimmy Kimmel
Barack Obama was on 'The View' this morning. I guess they are still trying to find somebody to fill the Rosie spot. The ladies of 'The View' were absolutely giddy to have him there. You know, he's related to Brad Pitt. They loved him so much, it almost got uncomfortable [on screen: Barbara Walters telling Obama they find him sexy]. I haven't seen Barbara so smitten with a candidate since a young Warren G. Harding hit the scene back in 1919." –Jimmy Kimmel
"Tough day for the Bush administration. A guy named Claude Allen has been arrested and charged in Maryland with swindling Target and some other department stores out of refunds. He allegedly made off without about $5000 or so which is officially the smallest amount of money ever stolen by a Republican." --Jimmy Kimmel
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
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