Only five babies in nine years? (Their main demand is more play time)

December 2022

An Apple factory in China is expected to cut iPhones by 6 million in response to worker protests. Their main demand is more play time. —Michael Che

This week marks the 40th anniversary of the classic Michael Jackson album, Thriller. And say what you will about Michael Jackson, but he definitely had a huge effect on a lot of people’s childhoods. —Michael Che

Merriam-Webster announced that its word of the year is gaslighting. Gaslighting if you don’t know is a word my ex made up to magically win arguments she was losing. —Michael Che

A police officer in New York State is being called the Baby Whisperer after he helped deliver his fifth baby in nine years. ‘Only five babies in nine years?’, said Nick Cannon. —Michael Che

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Maybe someday we can get at least one Republican to vote for a qualified woman (water bottle flip)

March 2022

“A newly released poll, conducted before the hearings began, found that 58 percent of Americans supported Judge Jackson’s appointment to the court. It is the most support a Jackson has had since ‘Thriller’ came out.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Right now, Biden’s like, ‘Hey, I nominated you — it’s only fair that we split that approval rating, come on.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Yep, the only way it could have been higher is if she ended today with a water bottle flip.” —Jimmy Fallon

“She said the fact that she was even nominated shows how far we’ve come as a country, and so some of the Republican senators on the committee have been hard at work to show how far we haven’t.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“This is how low the United States government has fallen. We’ve gone from ‘Let’s put a man on the moon within the decade’ to ‘Maybe someday we can get at least one Republican to vote for a qualified woman.’” —James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”