The most unrealistic part of that video is him running (Here's a little song I wrote...)

“We’re three weeks away from the midterm elections, and the president is laser-focused. In reality, the president spent part of his afternoon yesterday posting videos of humans getting attacked by animals, including a real clip of a man getting mauled to death by a tiger at a South Yorkshire zoo last week, after he scaled a fence and entered the enclosure. I’m sure the guy’s family was thrilled to see Trump having fun with it. But he needed it to set up this delightful AI video – I’m sorry, SI video – of himself wrestling and ultimately taming a tiger of his own. In the AI-generated clip, Trump chases, tackles and eventually hugs a tiger. The most unrealistic part of that video is him running.” —Jimmy Kimmel 

Still, as congressional races heat up across the country, Trump resumed his preferred mode: on the campaign trail. The president held two rallies on Wednesday, in Arizona and Montana. You know, it used to be when an 80-year-old traveled between Montana and Arizona, it was to beat their tuberculosis. —Jimmy Kimmel 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

So finally, some good news for Laker fans (or as Mitt Romney calls that, a full bar)

“Meanwhile, one senator claims that during the impeachment trial they’re only allowed to drink water and milk on the Senate floor. Yeah, or as Mitt Romney calls that, a full bar.” —Conan O’Brien

Some scientists say it’s theoretically possible that there may be a universe where time moves backwards. So finally, some good news for Laker fans. –Conan O’Brien

"Big news, of course, this Friday, President Bush is going to be in New York City to give a speech on the U.S. economy. Speech is made up of only two words -- It blows. Get in, get out." --Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”